Airplane Movies

I don't like to watch

R rated movies on the plane

they cut too much out

and I need to see it all,

especially if I haven't seen it before.

Snow Falling on Cedars.

My red soled shoes

People ask me about my

red soled shoes.

In New York people

would ask me,

Where did you get those shoes?

I also caught people staring at them

when I was in a crowd.

I'm glad I bought them in San Francisco,

I've never had shoes like these before.

Thinking about Tina Turner

Today I thought about

Tina Turner

and her life...

What did she have for breakfast?

I wonder.

As I eat my scone.

Starbucks Musings

I heard the cashier

at Starbucks talking

about another customer that I knew.

At first it was funny,

her imitation was perfect,

then I thought,

What does she say about me when

I'm not here?

She knows just how much foam I like!

Guy in My Building

There is this guy

in my building

who is always on the

elevator when I am.

I think he's planning it,

but he never says anything to me.

He smells like velveeta.

I think I'll buy some soap and

leave it in front of his apartment soon...

hint hint hint

The Big Show

I don't know

why nancy o

likes the big show.

I wonder why

with his huge thigh

he is her favorite guy.

Exfoliation

I don't tell anyone about my

exfoliation routine.

The buffing pad feels good,

as my cells renew.

Pink and smooth.