Joe's Favorite Drinks

1. Venti, no fat, no foam, vanilla latte.

2. Dr. Brown's Root Beer.

3. Peach wine cooler, warm.

4. Tangerine Juice.

5. Orange Julius.

6. Diet Coke, cold.

7. Juice Box, Grape.

8. Tab, warm.

People Joe Has Had a Crush on.

1. Abe Vigoda.

2. Jamie Farr.

3. Brett Sommers.

4. Tom Brokaw.

5. George Takei.

6. The Yellow Teletubby.

7. Chuck Woolery, but not on Greed.

8. The Blue Teletubby.

Animals Joe wants to be reincarnated as.

1. Puffer Fish.

2. Veal.

3. Tapir.

4. Pug.

5. Teletubby.

Favorite TV shows.

1. Dynasty, or as he calls it Dy"nasty".

2. Laverne and Shirley after they went to California.

3. The show that Urkel was on.

4. Boy Meat World.

5. Anything with Tony Danza except Taxi.

6. Knots Landing.